|Exceptions to the Rules & Rhetorical Questions
Two great comedy books in one. Exceptions contains lines like:
"One good turn... gets most of the blankets." & "Early to bed, early to rise... makes you miss all the good movies on cable."
The Rhetorical half contains:
"Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only one bra?" & "Why has the metric system only caught on with drug dealers?"